Playo says:
*morning old boy
Socratease: says:
*gin ,ice , cream soda= drink from the heavens
*and the heavens apparently like their hangovers
Playo says:
*have you drank anything other than water since your parents left
Socratease: says:
*yes, a lot of soy milk
Playo says:
*mixed with vermouth?
Socratease: says:
*haha
*that would be puke inducing
Playo says:
*like yo mamma
*oh snap
Socratease: says:
*oh snap
*come over so i can beat your face down with my mum’s sandals
Playo says:
*aha
*not poor tajindro(edit :phonetically similar to Playdo’s human name, bastardized by my mum)
Socratease: says:
*tajindro actually has a nice ring to it
*you should consider changing your legal name to that
*and dropping your last name
*just Tajindro
Playo says:
*like cher
*but cooler
Socratease: says:
*it almost sounds japanese
Playo says:
*I can be man of mystery
*adopt some fucked up ass style
*a hybrid of James[ edit : our big black friend] and lady gaga
*call myself Tajindro
*all my shit will be spoken word
*dim lighting
*flames
Socratease: says:
*that is totally feasible
*and You wouldn’t speak at all in public, you’d have an assistant translate your hand gestures
Playo says:
*Hell ,I’d have translators perform for me
*I’d sit on a throne in the middle of the stage
*and just stare
*occasionally acknowledging the presence of others
*perhaps not even so
Socratease: says:
*and every few months you’d utter one word, and it would be studied and dissected , for October, it could be something like “- Metaphoricity-”
Playo says:
*December would be “Conjuroquasidissonance”
Socratease: says:
*you’d have your face on cereal boxes
Playo says:
*I’d have my own children’s yogurt
Socratease: says:
*”Tajindro’s ELITE probiotic yogurt: black edition”
Playo says:
*Yoplait would be at my mercy
Socratease: says:
*Your catchphrase for the yogurt merchandise with DANON (Yoplait didn’t want to pay the big bucks) , would be, ” Tajindro’s probiotic elite black edition yogurt conveys the true nature of organic yogurt by enabling milk by-product to express the literality of its metaphoricity”
*that’s for October only though
Playo says:
*”Tajindro’s probiotic elite black edition
*damn
[pause, moment of reflection passes]
*”Tajindro’s probiotic elite black edition extracts the pure Conjuroquasidissonance of your soul by using your chakra’s white energy in harmony with the rich MSG injected into every individual elite yogurt container”
*that’s December
Socratease: says:
*and then your assistant would come out in public and state that conjuroquasidissonance and metaphoricity were mistranslated by Danon and that Tajindro would void its endorsement deal with them and jump ship to Yoplait
Playo says:
*wrong
*we’d set off on our own venture
Socratease: says:
*and create a new dairy company, self titled of course
*Tajindro’s Tajindro ,inc.
Playo says:
*nah
*Tajindro_One
Socratease: says:
*And you’d have bizarre black and white adds of cows with fancy haircuts floating in space To Bach which would conjure up metaphysical dread in any soul
*—and your product wouldn’t even be shown in the add
*and at the end , when the symphony crescendos,
*ONE___ by tajindro
Playo says:
*the second add will have a beautiful field with cows everywhere
*then a metor stikes
*all is gone*
*but one cow now made up of pure silver
*and he has a new-wave hairdo
*Bjork starts playing in the background
*it rains rosepetals
Socratease: says:
*silver—-by tajindro?
Playo says:
*the cow looks into the camera and goes “Et tu, Brute?” and all fades to black, with the ONE_by Tajindro logo on the screen
Socratease: says:
*i hope this is being written down, this is groundbreaking stuff, we could be rich.
